A picture of our sofa, with no humans or dogs for scale (technically, dogs aren’t allowed on the sofa, but sometimes a loophole is exploited, as the rule doesn’t specifically prohibit the sofa-as-springboard technique).
Really, Mom deserved this photo a while back, as she and Dad sit-tested all of the Macy’s sofas and helped us with the final selection.

I’m honored that you gave J.P. and me credit for helping in the sofa selection process. What you failed to mention was that I gave you extra time to make your decision by napping in one of Macy’s most comfortable recliners while you worked out all of the final details.
Is belby springboarding off the couch to get to the pupperoni?!
Amanda–the Pupperoni is actually for me.