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If you crop the bottom of the photo by about a half inch in order to remove the sheet music (try it by covering the music with your hand), then the photo could support a narrative where Melissa just killed Santa with her bare hands after he regrettably and inadvertently revealed an as-of-yet undisclosed plotline twist to a TV program of note while making idle conversation as he delivered gifts. The photo then shows Mr. de Castrique inadvertently stumbling upon her kneeling over the body, him covering his mouth agast at the brutal scene. Now that’s an intense Christmas.
If you crop the bottom of the photo by about a half inch in order to remove the sheet music (try it by covering the music with your hand), then the photo could support a narrative where Melissa just killed Santa with her bare hands after he regrettably and inadvertently revealed an as-of-yet undisclosed plotline twist to a TV program of note while making idle conversation as he delivered gifts. The photo then shows Mr. de Castrique inadvertently stumbling upon her kneeling over the body, him covering his mouth agast at the brutal scene. Now that’s an intense Christmas.
Christmas Undertaking
Actually I’m smelling my own breath because it seems to have wilted the back of Melissa’s hair and caused Santa Claus to pass out.
You people are TOO funny!