Melissa, are you sure you don't want to travel to a red state? According to your Vol. I rules, I have calculated that the ideal honeymoon destination will take place in beautiful Des Moines, Iowa. It will involve taking turns driving a combine across corn fields from farm house to farm house, with the occasional stop at fishin' holes to catch trout and take a dip. Without giving too much away, you will need to learn to speak Midwestern before this vacation.
I guess I will need to practice dropping the "g" at the end of gerunds and present participles. Do they have language tapes so I can rehearse in the car? Fishin'...swimmin'...I think I'm gettin' the hang of it.
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Rule No. 1: buy presents for the MoH
Actually, one should presume that the MoH's impending return from Europa means that she'll be distributing gifts, rather than receiving them.
P.S. I saw your dog this weekend.
P.P.S. Today's Italian lesson I learned at work: "Panini" is plural.
Rule No. 2: No red states
Melissa, are you sure you don't want to travel to a red state? According to your Vol. I rules, I have calculated that the ideal honeymoon destination will take place in beautiful Des Moines, Iowa. It will involve taking turns driving a combine across corn fields from farm house to farm house, with the occasional stop at fishin' holes to catch trout and take a dip. Without giving too much away, you will need to learn to speak Midwestern before this vacation.
I guess I will need to practice dropping the "g" at the end of gerunds and present participles. Do they have language tapes so I can rehearse in the car? Fishin'...swimmin'...I think I'm gettin' the hang of it.
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