Proclamation from BTB: Idea Moratorium
No one is allowed to have ANY good, wedding-related ideas until 3:30 PM on Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Do you hear me? No good ideas!!!* All nuploggers should know that the BTB is...how should we say it?...easily sidetracked, and being tempted to explore the Knot and other Web sites could prove academically fatal.
Furthermore, at any time the having of good ideas related to flowers, favors, cakes and centerpieces is strictly forbidden unless otherwise posted. If one wishes to create one's own secret list of possibilities for said wedding elements, one may do so, but the illusion that the BTB had the good ideas for decor must be maintained at all times.
That is all.
*Exceptions include ideas for caterers, bakers, and photographers. Such ideas will be welcomed as the BTB is overwhelmed by the prospect of selecting such vendors.
Furthermore, at any time the having of good ideas related to flowers, favors, cakes and centerpieces is strictly forbidden unless otherwise posted. If one wishes to create one's own secret list of possibilities for said wedding elements, one may do so, but the illusion that the BTB had the good ideas for decor must be maintained at all times.
That is all.
*Exceptions include ideas for caterers, bakers, and photographers. Such ideas will be welcomed as the BTB is overwhelmed by the prospect of selecting such vendors.
2 Comments:
all I really care about are the clothes.
This proclamation fits rather neatly with my goal of being a purveyor of only bad ideas. Cheers.
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